Double Standards
Double standards are abound in this world and hence life is not fair. Here is the latest one I have found. It does not matter how short, tall, fat, skinny, young or old, or otherwise physically challenged a woman is there is a guy out there who will "do her". As a matter of fact his name is Chris and I can get you his number if you like. No where is this theory, or fact for that matter, more prevelant than among our canine friends. Think about it the next time you see a german shepherd and a chihuahua going at it.
The same can not be said for guys. If you are physically challenged, you're just plain screwed. Because since women know they can get it, they have the luxury of being picky. They know they can do better. Which means they will ditch the skoal dippin, trucker cap wearing redneck for the drunken frat boy who will only have gainful employment because his father owns the company.
I am willing to wager the family treasury (ok dad's nascar memorabilia) that an overwhelming majority of virgins over the age of 30 are men. A bunch of short sleeve, white collar, pocket protector-wearing, mid managers who spent their adolescence playing D & D and arguing over who is the more worthy adversary: Klingons or Romulans and think the G-spot is somewhere near the Crab Nebula. Whereas, all a woman has to do is step out of the house and she is guaranteed to get hit on.
So yes there are double standards, and don't tell me it balances out just becuase we get paid more. Trust me, we would swap.
posted by Michael @ 6:20 AM
3 Comments:
"think the G-spot is somewhere near the Crab Nebula."
This line is classic. I must refer to it in my future writings...
...and I did.
The strangeness is, the guys I always seemed to have an affinity for were too busy playing D&D, Doom and Myst and never had time, and now they're out of my league because they all have billion dollar corporations (okay, THAT's an exaggeration....).
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